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ImNOTDaveyCROCKETT

{ dammit tz shut up }
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  • Dec 3
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{ yeah }
{ i don't really know what to put here }

{ k n i g h t o f t i m e }
{ t u r n t e c h G o d h e a d }
:icondahrplz::icondahrplz::icondahrplz::icondahrplz:
Your name is DAVE. It is an UNSEASONABLY WARM April day. Your BEDROOM WINDOW is open to let some air in, and your FAN is cranked. Arguably even more cranked would be your FLY BEATS, which brings us to your variety of INTERESTS. A cool dude like you is sure to have plenty. You have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR. You like to rave about BANDS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU. You collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS. You are an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM. You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES. And if the inspiration strikes, you won't hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT.
:icondahrplz::icondahrplz::icondahrplz::icondahrplz:


{ hahahahaha, how about no }

Cause my Dave muse died temporarily ddsfsdljafsldkfjdskljfas go go go go go go go go go go he needs a matesprit coughcoughcough ~JUST-4-BL1NDM4N (https://www.deviantart.com/just-4-bl1ndm4n)
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OOC// aaahhh...

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I'm so lonely on this account. Le sign
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~MoThErFuCkIn-HONK (https://www.deviantart.com/motherfuckin-honk) Idk I like Gamzee too.
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*crawls in your shirt*
/she sighs angrily and crosses her arms/

WHAT'S UP....STRIDER...?
> Smiles slightly, obviously sarcastic
oh look its a karkat with a rack

idk how i am sweetheart
just fucking awesome i guess
how about you

/she blushes lightly and then grumbles something under her breath/

I'M DOING JUST FUCKING FINE. /she frowns/
> snorts at her blush
woah watch the language missy
maybe you should act more like a lady
...
but i suppose i like your mouth
even though youre still just a female version of that bastard karkles

i guess youre a little better
idk
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W3LL LOOK13 H3R3! >:]
1TS TH3 M4L3 D4N4
YOU DONT LOOK TOO B4D M4N
GOTT4 G1V3 YOU TH4T BRO
SO HOW 4R3 YOU HUH HUM4N?
OR UH M4L3 D4N4~? >:]